The market this week was moved by plumbing, not opinion. SpaceX's forced-buying machine, the trillion-pound stablecoin fight for your deposits, and why the crypto bottom isn't in yet.
Oil kept falling. Then the Fed raised its inflation forecast anyway, a Prime Minister resigned, and the easing everyone has been pricing got a lot harder to deliver.
The worst inflation print in three years landed, and the market threw a party anyway. Let me walk you through why, and the one caveat I don't want to bury.